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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Guys must be CRAZY...

“These Guyz must be crazy yaar”, Asha suddenly remarked while adoring herself in the mirror!

Her room-mate Priya who was busily playing Minesweeper in her laptop, turned to Asha and asked, “c’mon, mam what happened.. you talking about Guys… watz the matter?”

Asha : True yaar, these guys must be crazy... I think they do all sort of stupid things if they fall in love...

Priya : aaha, Asha…what happened pa, suddenly you talking about love…whoz that idiot?

Asha : Hey keep quiet ok! Me already in anger... You don’t try to tease me further.

Priya : hahaha, you angry… see yourself in the mirror... your drooling is quite apparent… Tell me whoz that guy who made you talk about love all of the sudden?

Asha : Our next cubicle northie yaar, Vikram I mean... He has been following me wherever I go.

Priya (surprised) : What? You mean Vikram? Hey come on, so many girls in our office are drooling about him... don’t just blush ok? You shouldn’t lie too much especially when you are seeing yourself in the mirror.

Asha : Hey come on yaar, you know, that day in FC, I went to wash my hands. All other taps were free, but this guy purposely waited and came to the tap where I washed my hands after I left…

Priya : hmm.. Big deal... This is more feebler than BSNL signal… (shakes her head) I can't accept this as a Love signal

Asha : Wait... Even I didn’t think it as a big issue, but yesterday, after I finished my dinner, I missed my mobile in the desk while leaving. When I came back to pick it up, I noticed Vikram picking up my paper towel and putting it in his pocket. What would you say for this?

Priya : Really!!! Do u mean it?

Asha : Hey true yaar... thatz why I said... these guys are all crazy... they tend to do all sorts of stupid things for love and romance!

Priya : aah.. don't tell me you didn’t like that

Asha : hehe thatz a different story…Do you want to see some live action? Come with me to Food court today..

That afternoon, Priya and Asha dine together in the Food court. Vikram who enters the Food court at the same time, takes the seat just behind them.

Asha : Look where he is sitting

Priya : O.K! O.K! Relax...

Both finish their lunch and go to wash their hands. As they return they see Vikram standing near the table where they had lunch

Asha : Now see what he does

Priya : Wait, Wait...

Vikram looks around and picks up the tumbler that was used by Asha.

Asha : (triumphant smile) What do yaa say now?

Priya : Yep yep, Guys must be crazy only... I will go and catch that Vikram red-handedly

Asha : Hey relax Priya, me feeling shy

Priya : Hello this is not a murali movie to keep postponing love proposal until you hit the railway station climax. You just wait here.. I will handle it...

Priya goes to Vikram, who is quiet surprised to see her..

Vikram : Hi Priya.. How you doin?

Priya : Whats wrong with you?

Vikram : Err.. whatz the matter?

Priya : Whats the tumbler you are holding in your hand?

Vikram : Oh this one? This is your friend Asha’s work. Arrey, she is so careless yaar… Whenever she goes to wash her hands, she leaves the tap open and let the water go waste. She never disposes the paper towel... Once she is done with her lunch, she leaves them on the table. See even now, she doesn’t care to keep the tumbler back in place. How many times you expect me to keep reminding in mails as part of the HALE cleanliness initiative of the week. Nobody cares.. see, for being a volunteer what sort of job I have to do. Regardless of the number of posts in the bulletin about etiquette nobody cares to listen… Saying this, a disgusted Vikram goes to pick up the tumbler from the next desk. An apparently shocked Asha could not mutter any other words except mumbling “GUYS MUST BE REALLY CRAZY……………”

Vikram murmurs.... "GIRLS MUST BE REALLY CRAZY...!"

7 Comments:

At 7:08 AM, Blogger Sindhu said...

Lol...!Good one.

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger Vinod Khare said...

Great one! Did you write it yourself?

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger Naveen said...

Very true! Sometimes girls think they are smart but they fail miserably :)

 
At 5:21 AM, Blogger Paurna said...

superb one ricky.

 
At 12:43 AM, Blogger Ricky said...

@Vinod - Thanks for stopping by! Would you believe if i said, I wrote this? :)

@Naveen - Hmm... No comments. :)

 
At 6:20 AM, Blogger Daffodils said...

Good one! Had a good laugh...

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Ricky said...

@Daffodils - Thanks for visiting my blog!

 

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